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Knights of the Ring

n. - an organization that fights evil and makes sure justice is served! Their headquarters is in the Bergen County Academies, and their only intent is to do good in the community. Their arch-enemies are the super-evil Knights of the Shoe.
The Knights of the Ring swiftly defeated the evil armies of the Knights of the Shoe.
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I got the ring 

When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ
Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?

“I GOT THE RING
I got the ring by GVAPO March 18, 2019

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

kiss the ring 

Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.
"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"

fellowship of the ring

aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.
You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
fellowship of the ring by EJL January 28, 2004

bling-bling for the ring-ring 

DSL internet through a phone line
He just got his bling-bling for the ring-ring.

The lord of the ring 

When you drop your wedding ring into another girls expanded anus and give up on your marriage
Im worried because john became the lord of the ring when we did anal.