can't stump the trump

When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.

A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?

B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?

can't stump the trump by CreedOKC September 13, 2016

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot by noddy330 June 22, 2009

elevator doesn't go to the top floor 

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

elevator doesn't go to the top floor by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

To the T 

To the T means something that lives up to expectations or fits you right.
It's used in Varsity Fanclub's - Future Love

"I put all the others behind me, they don't live up. I know what I want, what I need, to the T."

To the T by AznBabe495 February 7, 2009

don't put the camel in the trash 

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

don't put the camel in the trash by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014

I've got the T-shirt 

Alternative to "been there, done that", often accompanied by "I've got the mug".

Idiomatic expression used to show that something is really not that interesting as you've already done it before and so have many others.

Excited kid: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"

Bratty, patronising older kid: "been there done that, I've got the T-shirt and I've got the mug".

I've got the T-shirt by Bassfaldo March 7, 2009

f the t's 

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman

"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.

f the t's by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006