mess

obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

by jolt January 3, 2005

MESS

Don't mess with the mess cuz the mess don't mess... the babiest of all my mamas! Sweetest and prettiest thing ever! Don't worry by formal you'll get that C Walk down! ... French/Egyptian lovin! You can cry on me any day!
I know now you're my only hope - Mandy Moore

She puts the Mess in Messy Illiot!!!

by Sar January 16, 2004

mess

australian slang for slut.

damn that girl is a mess.

by lolzillazz February 24, 2010

Mess

Inebriated state under the influence of alocohol. usually resulting in rediculous behaviour, bad language, dancing, and a refusual to go to bed.

Spec is a mess!

by monkey_16 June 19, 2009

messed up messed

Adj. Which is really messed up. Not just like a little concern or whatever but something big. It may also qualify a person, really in trouble, or completetly stoned. Being messed up messed might result from a colossal defeat. It may also lead you to further troubles such as loosing your keys, or even feeling like hanging yourself.

92-0.

How could that....????!!! just a football game!
huge laughs You're so messed up messed!

by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008

jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

Beautiful Mess

A girl that's lowkey the best one in the room. But she can't see it for herself and she has a heart big enough for the world. This type of girl is rare and honestly, they're just wifey material.

I love that girl. She's such a beautiful mess. She doesn't see how amazing she really is.

by NiceGuy53 December 5, 2019