A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".
I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.
by boogiek March 22, 2023

by golin November 16, 2016

Supposedly something that your computer has that propably won you an hourly contest twice 15 seconds ago.
by nikkan_hanil January 15, 2004

Bruce Banner are a Swedish thrashcore/power violence band. They have two vocalists: One screamer and one growler.
by crustfan April 14, 2007

Person 1: Did you just banner rape his profile?
Person 2: Yes, I don't think Chuck Norris approves of that guy.
Person 2: Yes, I don't think Chuck Norris approves of that guy.
by ihartfb March 20, 2011

by KingTutsWWH May 8, 2008

Billboards for the internet. When you're trying to concentrate on something on the internet, one of these pops up, flashing that you're a winner, or if you shoot the duck, you will be.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
