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testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
by boggler February 9, 2005
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testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192
by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004
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Testosterphone

Short phone calls under 30 seconds. Typically spoken in Afrikaans.
>> impossible to transcribe conversations in Afrikaans <<
To simulate your own testosterphone conversation, put a potato in your mouth and attempt to speak.
by Haans Spucklemeier May 30, 2007
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Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
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testosteroni

-"What did she get for a gag bachelorette party gift?"
-"Boxed TESTOSTERONI!"
by Yelahtrebla August 22, 2008
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testostertastic

something that is (or tries to be) the pinnacle of masculinity, most often used in regard to phrases, titles, or names
Example 1:

Person A: "What's the most testostertastic name you've ever heard?"

Person B: "I'm gonna have to go with Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster."

Example 2:

Person: "Sometimes I think video games try too hard to make their skill names tough-sounding. I mean, 'Armageddon Fist'? So testostertastic."
by LilGH November 22, 2011
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testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.
The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.
by JamesMystique December 17, 2011
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