Textake

When you send the wrong text message to someone else.

Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Chuck Testa

1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.

2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'

'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'

'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'

by BelgianJungleSound September 26, 2011

Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.

Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.

by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

Testages

dangling residual doubts after taking a test.

I have major testages after taking that Music Therapy final.

by SnarkAttack April 29, 2006

testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process

Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!

by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009

Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.

Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.

by G4 sect March 17, 2013