A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.
Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
by jimjamjon March 6, 2013
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When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.
by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008
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ta*pesh*t
adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
hockeylifeHL
adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
hockeylifeHL
Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
by hockeylife June 14, 2013
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Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"
FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
by phubans September 2, 2010
Get the snorg tees mug.I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
Get the Busted Tees mug.The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.
Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"
Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
by Borolad345 December 13, 2012
Get the teesside mug.Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"
by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009
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