telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

telecannabinesis

A phenomenon in which people who are high on Marijuana share mental wavelengths. This can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.

Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.

TEXT MESSAGE:
Dude what are you doin?

-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!

by Stankmeista July 8, 2011

telecasleep

To deceive one's boss/co-workers into believing you are telecommuting, and, instead, shirk your professional responsibilities and sleep-in (often through the afternoon and typically after a heavy night's drinking).

My fellow inebriates and I ended up telecasleeping last Friday after a late night's revelry that culminated in our collective incarceration and subsequent jailbreak. Thankfully, my boss was none the wiser.

by j masters January 16, 2007

Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017

temecula slipper

Sliding your foot into a vagina filled wit worms and dirt

Last night Brad gave me a temecula slipper

by TheCouncil of Joe February 6, 2020

Temecula Prep

Temecula prep or TPS it is one of the hardest schools you may go to. If you’re there then I’m sorry ur not having fun but that what school is hard work and dedication do don’t be surprised if you don’t like it there, it’s not for everyone but it’s your fault if you don’t succeed so suck it and go to a different school cause TPS is probably to good for you anyway!!

Hey u go to Temecula Prep?

Yeah

Well that’s hard. ( that’s what she said)

by MintManattee July 28, 2019

Temecula

A place of bitches , dumb ass negros, Cjollos and most of hall fake ass crews. They try and sell sac and brawl at every party. The girls start drama and pass on stds (temecula Valley ), PEople at chap think they have a good football team but get shittend on on tv by vista 45-17 we all know who the best is. A-gang, valley boys , crooks, bro's, Gnarr mob and shacky cats fuck up all the crews in temecula!!! awww bluhd they aint go shit on murr-town! so whats brackin

A-gang, valley boys , crooks, bro's, Gnarr mob and shacky cats fuck up all the crews in temecula!!! awww bluhd they aint go shit on murr-town! so whats brackin

by Murr town hero May 24, 2011