Tebow

Girl kneels blowing a guy with fingers up his rear while he says "Thank you Jesus." He then baptizes her in his angelic offering of life "seamen to the forehead."

This Sunday my girl gave me a Tebow while watching the game. It was a true blessing.

by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

Tebow

The act of one man fucking another.

"Did you hear about Justin? Ryan caught him getting Tebowed hard last night!"

by denver92 October 30, 2011

Tebow

An expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. You take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have sex) to you marry her. As opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f*** her

Man, Amber is so hot. I'd like to Tebow her.

by Bobby Milwaukee August 13, 2012

Tebowed

Verb: To get Jimmered, i.e., to succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette and adapted to Tim Tebow. It is said of Jimmer that he is within three-point range the moment he steps off the bus. Similarly, Tebow has a chance, and perhaps even a likelihood, to win a game the minute that game is scheduled.

The Pittsburgh Steelers got Tebowed Sunday night.

by jzalisa January 9, 2012

Tebow

The female version of Teabag. An act in which a female squats over another face, so her legs form a bow shape, and places her vagina on top of the unsuspecting persons face.

When Sally passed out in the bar, Tiffany lifted her skirt up and put her hairy pussy on Sallys lips giving her a dirty Tebow.

by GrandpasLittleSecret January 11, 2012

tebowed

To be soundly defeated by a superior opponent; to be humiliated during a sporting event

Did you see how the Raiders got tebowed on Sunday?

by Merlin235 September 21, 2011