Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
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When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"
Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.
Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.
by MagickDio September 22, 2011
Get the Winter Tears mug.When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.
"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"
"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016
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“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”
by c-deja February 22, 2023
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Over emotional Eric shed sad-happy tears when his wife arrived back from a long voyage to the grocery store.
by nvrminds September 18, 2015
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she can be funny and very outgoing has such a wonderful name that people love and is a pretty girl and fun to hangout with
she can be funny and very outgoing has such a wonderful name that people love and is a pretty girl and fun to hangout with
by sammy sweatheart2002 August 31, 2012
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