tewped

Short for "two-pieced". Getting meleed, then shotgunned. Only relevant in the context of the videogame "Gears of War" on Xbox 360.

Get tewped you junk ass noob.

by Nader H. May 10, 2008

taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021

Thapedi

A prayer

Nice to meet you Thapedi

by anonymous November 23, 2021

taped

awsome, righteous

that's taped bro

by pope tree June 3, 2022

Taped out

Tired, exhausted, fed up

I was taped out last night

by Ronjeet February 15, 2024