Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.
Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.
by AnctRome August 13, 2013
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Magnetic tape, commonly referred to as just tape, is very thin plastic tape coated across the length of it with a magnetic substance. For example, it could be coated with iron oxide (Fe₂O₃) or chromium dioxide (CrO₂). Both of these formulas were used in the compact cassette, or cassette tape, a format that stored audio signals on this magnetic tape, running past stationary tape heads at a speed of 1.875 inches per second. Magnetic tape was also used on video recording formats such as VHS, Video2000, and Betamax. It is also used in the high-end recording market, and there it is called reel-to-reel tape.

Tape can also be used as a slang term for recording something on tape (For an example, see below)
I have so many tapes, now I can listen to all kinds of music!
Most VHS tapes contain 246 meters of magnetic tape, all wound up on a spool.

Extra:
Person 1: Hey, can you record (program x)?
Person 2: Sure! I'll tape (program x) on (device of choice)
by EricICX September 29, 2018
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1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.
1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!
by definitelynotarapist August 07, 2017
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A male's hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern Florida, Broward County.
-Go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-damn they fucked up your tape
by heatdynasty December 31, 2005
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To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.
"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."
by gogil January 30, 2010
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When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.
by Brett November 29, 2003
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