teabagging

The act of rubbing your ball bag on articles on a coworkers belongings. This type of behavior should only be reserved for people you extremely don't like. Types of things that can be teabagged are telephone recievers, cell phones, computer mouse, laptop computer, pens, car keys, id cards, glasses cases, documents, whiteout bottles, coffee cup rims, etc. You get the idea. Essentially just rubbing your nuts all over a persons belongings that you don't like or just plain hate. Can also be done for fun as a prank.
Hey I know you are the new guy here but if I were you don't use the supervisors phone. It's been teabagged so many times it's not even funny no more. I have been teabagging everything on his desk for the last year.

When he gives me hell, I don't care I have been teabagging his phone for years.
by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009
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n.
1. The act of applying one's nutbag into the open mouth of another.

v. tr.
2. To visit one's sack into the gaping mouth of an accomplice, commonly done between two male Duke students.

Hey man, JJ's in the locker room teabagging on Shav. Let's go get some pizza when they're done.
by Thumb December 16, 2005
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Teabag

To place one's scrotum on your girls forehead or on a defeated opponent's forehead, cheek, eyes, etc or in their mouth.
After winning the fist fight, he got to teabag the loser with his big sweaty balls.

Winner: Ha! I win bitch! (Unzipping his jeans and pulling his nuts out)
Loser: No anything but the teabag!

Winner:To late bitch! (He proceeds to drag his nuts across the losers face before dunking them in the losers mouth) Yeah suck my balls bitch!! Loser:Humlf!!!! (With tears of shame in his eyes)
by The Holy Diving Troll July 24, 2014
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The mornic act of conservatives/Republicans sending used teabags to lawmakers because they think Obama is a Nazi.
"I didn't know that teabagging through the mail was even possible!"
by its_only_me April 10, 2009
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The act of dipping one's testicles into the mouth of another, something that Fox News personality Glenn Beck suggested conservatives should do to each other in collective gatherings nationwide on April 15, 2009.
I hate what these damn LIEbruls are doing to my country, let's get together with a bunch of Republicans and rock out while teabagging each other, because we're like totally not closeted, repressed self-hating homosexuals!!! We hate the gays!!!
by UrbanDG April 13, 2009
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To dip someones balls on a another person's face, usually when their sleeping.
I teabagged strelok after he passed out last night. What a hermit!
by Magnester January 30, 2009
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v. to dip your nuts in someone's face or perferably mouth
i teabagged reggie's face down in corpus
by buiman May 11, 2005
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