tanker

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

by j.g. February 12, 2003

Tanker-Trucks

Incredibly large breasts that seem to defy nature, or the womans spine

Holy S***! Did you see her?!?! She had some huge Tanker-Trucks!

by o==llXXXXXXXXXXX> August 27, 2008

Tanker yanker

Someone who drives a tanker truck

Hey there goes that tanker yanker

by Alicia&&joseph August 14, 2018

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022

Tankers

n.

1. The name given to a girl's tits if they are larger and nicer than normal.

2. Tankers, also used as 'banks', 'trucks' or 'tanks', is unoffensive and a quality noun to describe such features of the female organism.

"Yeah dude, she has some huge ass tankers."

by Kyle Cubs October 2, 2007

tanker noob

(n)
Someone who plays Eliminate Pro and uses the prototype tanker armer and the rocket launcher. They are the most hated scum of eliminate pro and the biggest noobs of all ipod touch gaming. They tend to favor the rocket launcher and are very hard to kill.

" I got killed by a fucking tanker noob in elim,"
" Go buy the real armor you fucking tanker noob,"
" what a douchebag, that guy shot me with the rocket launcher what a tanker noob,"

by scottypow December 29, 2009

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009