Tampon

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

Tampon tramping

When a female is away from home and unexpectedly starts her period and thus doesn’t have a tampon on her person - Tampon tramping will involve the aforementioned female searching through the used tampon bin in a public toilet to find a lightly soiled one to use until she gets home or buys a fresh one.

Girl 1 -‘Are you ok Jade?’
Girl 2 -‘Yeah sure, I’ve just come on the on blob and had no tampons, so I’ve been tampon tramping in the pub toilet

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

tampon cannon

a female vagina with extreme tampon blasting force.

1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!

2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Tampon Bully

A woman who bullies men with Tampons. She makes him buy them for her at the store, and when she gets mad she pokes him with them.

"You are such a Tampon Bully!"

by MamaNina May 21, 2008

emotional tampon

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them

she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy

by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.

Tommy Chong smokes Kush Tampons all day long.

by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011

human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

by S. S. D. December 12, 2007