Tactical Battle Monkey

The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment

NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?

NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed

by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018

tactical wee

The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.

Endgame is 3 hours long, so I'm going to do a tactical wee beforehand to avoid missing Caps Ass.

by lizwis May 2, 2019

Testicool

When your balls be fly as hell.

Bro your balls be lookin’ pretty testicool.

by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Tactical death

Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.

Skeppy did a tactical deaths which helped win the bedwars game.

by akaminee March 15, 2020

tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

The Vato Tactical

A Mexican that while he is eating his girls ass, starts to use Morse Code while he moans and communicates to his girl if he 1. (•----)he should continue eating her ass, 2. (••---)sticks his tongue down her fart box even further, 3.(•••--) fart on his face, 4.(.••••-) likes the taste of her dingle berries, 5. (•••••) stick a dildo in her ass while he continues to eat her out, 6. (-••••) shit on him, 7.(--•••) creampie in her butthole so he can lick his own cum, 8. (---••)piss on his while he continue to eat her ass, 9.(----•) put his fist up her butthole and keep eating, and finally 10. (-----)Finish.

Ready for the Vato Tactical mija.....(Her: Yes Papi) Mmmmm..••••- .......taste so good....-••••.......yes!! Taste like frijoles baby!
Can't wait to do the Vato Tactical when we get home mamacita.

by PC Slayer Sword May 17, 2021

Tactical Nuke

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.

25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.

by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009