typical annie

Typical Annie is when one is subjected to obvious, yet ridiculous misfortunes.

>Get this, so I went to pay my phone bill, I handed the lady 50$ She tells me she'll return with my change and that her till is empty, then hands me my receipt. So I wait about 3 minutes and I notice she's just happily conversing with another person, I look at my receipt and I'm the recipient of 5 cents back...

<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...

by HabSoCrack December 13, 2017

gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"

He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!

by tummytroubles February 12, 2023

typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

by shmerek February 25, 2014

typical lesbian

a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.

I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian

by Fitto August 9, 2015

typical indian

A typical indian is someone who acts like the majority of indians. I.E. Getting good grades,eating indian food every damn night and wearing Saris every single day and play charades at parties which are generally filled with Freshies.

White Person Asking A Girl Out: Will you ur go out with me and maybe be my girlfriend?

Brown Persin Asking A Girl To Be His Friend: So iv known you for a while now. And I really want to be friends because yaarrrr you is so foxy

Freshie
Indian
Secret
typical indian

by TheFace November 12, 2013

typical highschool

A typical highschool is a place where kids grow, bitch, whine, fuck, laugh, cry, and fuck some more. Students at a typical high school take it way too seriously. Its the beginning of the rest of your life, but it is not the end of the world. Basically, the cheerleaders, jocks, snobby rich girls, girls who act stupid, and players dont make it out alive once their typical highscool experience is over. A lot of students fail a grade in a typical high school because they are too worried about fitting in, doing drugs, and having sex. A typical high schooler is one who does what everyone else does, says what everyone else says, and cant think for themself. Everyone else, is called a normal human being.

Mary: "Can i be friends with you, im new here."
Sarah: "Uh, wtf! Wierdo!"
Mary: "Fuck you you typical highschooler, in a typical high school. Grow up."
Mr. Applegood: "Mary, i need you to step outside for a minute."
*MARY STEPS OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM
Mr. Apple good: "I fuckin love you, kill that bitch! Ill give you all A's."

by I AM ME & I AM BEAST July 6, 2011

typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley

Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.

by Typical blonde March 30, 2017