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Ang tsinelas

(Pronounced: chee neh las) The Filipino version of la chancla used by Filipino moms to threaten their child and beats the shit out of their children if they show signs of misbehaviour, or some shit. It usually gives little children PTSD.
Mother: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR LAUNDRY? GET OVER HERE AND TAKE ANG TSINELAS.
Son: Ah shit, here we go again.

The child now has PTSD because his ass got spanked by ang tsinelas.
by plsapproveme March 6, 2021
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shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.
- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.
by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020
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tinfinityls

Pronunciation (tin.fin.it.als)

Adverb

tinfinityls (comparative more: tinfinityls, superlative: most tinfinityls)

1. A great number.
2. A large amount.
3. Beyond number.
Who can guess at the tinfinityls of space?
by UserAura April 19, 2011
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Tinfoil Plague

n. - A deadly disease that ravaged much of Europe and the western world in the Medieval Ages, and can still be found to this day. Tinfoil Plague (or the Tin Death, as it is sometimes called) was once thought to be spread by the bite of conspiracy theorists, but as we now know it is actually transmitted by the head lice they carry.

Symptoms of the Tin Death include large, silvery-metallic blisters that break into open sores, uncontrollable babbling and shaking, vomiting, coughing, high fever, sudden devotion to conspiracy theories, and explosive diarrhea. Symptoms generally begin within a few days of being bitten by one of the lice from a conspiracy theorist's head. More robust victims can often withstand a few weeks before deteriorating into full-blown conspiracy theorists, but others succumb to the Tin Death much quicker.

Treatment of the Tinfoil Plague requires anticonspiriotics, usually Soutercilin. Even with Soutercilin, intense therapy is needed to bring a victim back into touch with reality. Survivors of the Tin Death are still at high risk of developing malignant tinfoil tumors.

If you think you may have symptoms of Tinfoil Plague, contact your doctor immediately.
Protect yourself from the Tinfoil Plague: Avoid all conspiracy theorists and the infectious head lice they carry.
by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006
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tsnf

That's so not fair! in IM speak
After IM-addicted Louise ran over her phone bill because of TXTing, her screamed "TSNF!" to her mother as she took away her phone.
by ShyRonnie April 20, 2007
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Tinfoil hat

Accusation constantly used by brainwashed, government-trusting, sheeple against critical thinkers & anyone who questions the status quo.
Guy: If you look up the history of the Federal Reserve & how it was made, you'd see how corrupt the institution is & why we need another central bank.

Redneck: Yer just another tinfoil hat wearin faggot!

Guy: I think we need to kick the Rothschild bankers out of our country

Redneck: Tinfoil hat! Anti Semite!

"the government is corrupt"
"tinfoil hat! tinfoil hat!"
by DarthVegetaX November 14, 2015
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tinfoil hat

Derisive attempt on behalf of blind conformists to discredit and stigmatise those who dare to question authority.
"You honestly believe the war is all about oil? Where's your tinfoil hat?"
by Cara_Drina July 14, 2005
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