Treat yo self

The act of treating ones self to something that relaxes them or that they enjoy. An example of this is used when in Parks and Recreation the TV series, Donna and Tom have a treat yo self day at the spa and mall.

Tom: You know what day it is?

Donna: Treat yo self day!!!!

by Serbian shipper and philosophe May 21, 2018

treat food

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.

Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Treat Myself

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016

treat you as an equal

to treat them normal and with respect

Richard, I will treat you as an equal from now on...

by L Harvey0swaId November 29, 2007

treat y'er self

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement

Fuck you bitch!
Yeah, treat y'er self!

by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006

treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.

"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"

by Beatsick September 24, 2007