Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

totty loomooty

A popular girl who thinks they're country when they're as city as city gets!

(Popular girl) is a totty loomooty!

by Gregory Magiie January 3, 2014

tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.

Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"

by gumps1340 May 17, 2009

The seven dwarfs Tottie

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

by Midget magnet April 5, 2023

totty

means a good looking person, can be either male or female.

"phew, he's a right bit of totty"

by ellroy August 6, 2003

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

by chiica July 24, 2009