The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.
by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009
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She is a person that will never hurt you but she likes watching TV and drinking her special juice
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A sweet, shy, often stunning yet insecure young woman. She can be very insensitive sometimes and offends numerous people but if she is told about it then she will always apologise sincerely. Incredibly smoking hot, she would be your typical heartbreaker except she is too nice to break anyone's heart. She has always left all her ex-boyfriends on the best of terms. If you get a Teresa, you better fucking hang onto her because she will get swept up by someone else as soon as you take your hand off her.
1: Hey, did you see that friend of Nadia's?
2: No who is sh- HOLY SHIT!
1: I know right! She's a Teresa, I wouldn't expect anything less.
2: Is she with anyone?
1: No I don't think so- oh wait now she is.
2: Damn.
1: Hey I'm having a Scrubs marathon with a friend tomorrow, you want in?
2: I hate Scrubs.
1: Okay.
2: Which friend?
1: Teresa.
2: I'M SO THERE
Guy: Dayyyum that girl is bangin
Girl: Oh I know! She thinks she's ugly!
Guy: WHAT! Ugh, such a Teresa.
2: No who is sh- HOLY SHIT!
1: I know right! She's a Teresa, I wouldn't expect anything less.
2: Is she with anyone?
1: No I don't think so- oh wait now she is.
2: Damn.
1: Hey I'm having a Scrubs marathon with a friend tomorrow, you want in?
2: I hate Scrubs.
1: Okay.
2: Which friend?
1: Teresa.
2: I'M SO THERE
Guy: Dayyyum that girl is bangin
Girl: Oh I know! She thinks she's ugly!
Guy: WHAT! Ugh, such a Teresa.
by whatagirlllll March 23, 2013
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Hey, what is that friend of yours called?
Thats Tertia!
Do you think I could give her my number?
You could try, but honestly... she is probably too good for you.
Thats Tertia!
Do you think I could give her my number?
You could try, but honestly... she is probably too good for you.
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Get the Being a Terese mug.Short for "bridge and tunnelers." People who hang out in Manhattan but live elsewhere and come in on a bridge or tunnel. Generally have a trashy reputation among Manhattanites, but in reality can range from sketchy Jersey shore guido types to normal Brooklyn/Queens residents who didn't want to shell out $2000 a month for a closet-sized shithole in The Village. Surprisingly, most B&Ters are nothing like the guy in "My New Haircut." Still snobbier Manhattan residents usually stay away from bars/clubs frequented by the B&Ters.
Jersey shore guido: "Out of the way, broski. Me and my boys are ready to down some fuckin' Jager bombs. We're gonna get wasted and grind on every piece of pussy in this place. The bitches are gonna love my new haircut."
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you."
Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster)
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you."
Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster)
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