sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 5, 2009

shuttlecrash

Related to 'spacedock', the shuttlecrash is where two lovers simultaneously shit hole-to-hole, with the shits meeting in the middle.

LuAnn lay facedown on the bed, and Craig squatted over her and locked his ass cheeks to hers. They shuttlecrashed for a few minutes before he finished her off with a tossed salad.

by heliostenn December 21, 2009

scuttlebutt

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

by Light Joker January 15, 2005

Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.

Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.

by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010