Swollen Tip

When someone gradually increases the size of the hole in their penis, usually by using small objects, then increasing to something with about an inch of diameter. It is just like gauging your ears, but with the tip of your penis. There are some videos of it online. Check out Www.SwollenTip.Com.

Bill: You know how Joe has that swollen tip?
Spencer: Yeah!
Bill: I heard his load poured all out over Stephanie's head!!!
Spencer: His tip must be REAAAAAAALL SWOLLEN!

by David Y. April 3, 2007

Swoler Bear

Someone who is extremely swole

Holy shit thats guys a fucking Swoler Bear!!

by Blahblahbuttholes May 26, 2011

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 16, 2010

swellerific

A combination of "swell" and "terrific," commonly used in a sarcastic tone.

"OMGZ0RZ I JUST BOUGHT A LOOFA"
"Swellerific..."

by Agent HappyDay May 22, 2006

snollerin

snorting and snollerin. during sleep: a mix of loud snorting and snoring and sucking and smacking (like eating ribs). typically after drinking and drug use.

i got no sleep last night because my boyfriend was snorting and snollerin all night.

by sindyseagull July 24, 2019

swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021