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So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.
Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.
by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005
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swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up
Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.
by Burnszilla February 9, 2007
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Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
by Yonker April 20, 2008
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shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
by ZAC =P April 4, 2005
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switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.
George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004
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Switzerland Mop

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.
That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.
by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011
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Switzerland

A small neutral country in central Europe, Switzerland is famous for lots of things, such as banking, chocolate, watches, weed and the Swiss Alps. Switzerland lies between Germany, France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein.

There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.

Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
Dude, I'm snowboarding in Switzerland!
by Sandros June 14, 2006
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