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shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.
Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web
by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009
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stuttering tom

a young man-child, that smokes up cigars, stutters, and tells very tall-tales. Runs intos peoples house's using phones, computers, etc.
you just got hit by stuttering tom.
by luggie February 7, 2010
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Shuttering

When a person can fart on command therefore opening and closing their butthole like a camera shutter
Stewart was shuttering so hard that he shot crap out on ross.
by dirtyvulture November 22, 2011
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smattering

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003
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Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.
I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.
by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011
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stuttering cunt

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, after which her orgasm drips out the sperm at even intervals.
Man, I was with that girl from that club the other night, and when I tapped that ass, she had a stuttering cunt like a sprinkler!
by Thedoc318 October 28, 2007
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Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.
Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.
by The Great Magician March 31, 2011
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