Serpentuous

Serpentuous is the numb, eased feeling one gets after snorting many lines of hydrocodone.

Melissa: Man I just snorted so much hydrocodone.
Anna: Are you feeling serpentuous yet?

by M.C. Jizzle February 19, 2010

Serpents Kiss

A person or a group of people who can't seem to get anything done.

Tom: Dude, I can't get this boss down...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing?
Tom: ... sort of...
Dan: Serpents Kiss...

by rakakar September 2, 2010

serpent king

A gay man who gets all the Dick

He is the serpent king

by Shotgun booty November 11, 2018

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

dio serpente avvelenato

Dio serpente avvelenato is a common italian exclamation that sounds like"god is a poisoned snake". It is often used in veneto when granfathers caught granchildren pranking them. It is now used also as a normal expression of disappointment. Almost everybody use it

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Fatteli da' dalla mamma, un sei mica ofrano!"

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Ask them to your mother, you're not an orphan!"

by ebbbri February 8, 2014

Serpentine Logic

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

by Intuit July 20, 2010

Cell Serpent

The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.

Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.

Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent

Nick: Oh shit...

Tim: Shitting will be easier...

by timmyv January 16, 2011