stuttercunt

A stuttering cunt that stutters in text.

stuttercunt: I-i-I-I need t-t-to g-g-g-go 😭😭!

by Pizza ass July 28, 2023

Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

Pucker stutter

When someone scares you so bad, your asshole meets your mouth hole and you can’t make words.

Shit Jimmy, don’t scare me like that, you just gave me pucker stutter!

by Nofilter April 28, 2020

Queen of Sluttery

A woman that is such a slut that she makes the other sluts look like amateurs compared to her.

Lisa: "I can act a bit slutty at times, but Vanessa is the queen of sluttery"

by Ms. Lewdness July 24, 2020

stuttering

stammering or repeating one word once or twice when you're nervous about something or someone

damn that girls beauty got me stuttering while speaking to Jim this morning

by tboyjones March 4, 2011

meth stutter

The act of tripping over your words, or stuttering

hey nice meth stutter there, chief!

by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006