Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

by Googleisfake May 14, 2019

stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

stonking

massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.

R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.

by schnoidl October 8, 2011

streaking

The act of stripping down butt-naked and running across/in an area of some sort. Usually for the purpose of creating a ruckus and/or suiting the need to show no-no parts.

Jack: "I HAVE A STRANGE URGE TO SHOW MY PRIVATES AND WEE IN PUBLIC!"

Sam: "ME TOO! LET'S GO STREAKING!"

by octopus. quite August 10, 2012

striking

1) To be hitting something/somebody
2) To have very beautiful/unusual facial features

He was striking the door because he got mad when it flew open and hit him in the face

Your mom has striking features *wink* *wink*

by Yourmomssecretlover December 25, 2008

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005