static

the act of giving shit to boys when they are aren't treatin the sistas propa.
OR
nickname for girlfriends lookin out for their sistas when the boys aren't acting propa.

TIM said to tell that biotch BRIDGET SUE to stop giving him static and drop his hot ass off~1 block from his house so his peeps wont see him take the walk of shame, after a night @ VAL'S.

by arcadia storm July 31, 2005

Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761

It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.

I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.

http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761

It's just the background image.

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

FM Static

Pronunciation key: Eff-Em-Sta-tic
Noun. A band
A Christian Rock band. Can't say it's the greatest band, but it's still a pretty good band

Hey, have you heard Crazy Mary by FM Static?

by Me-Hung-Low August 16, 2006

static

electric charge that is built up .

i rubbed my balls so much last night the static i built up lit my car on fire

by op March 10, 2004

clear static

A band that brings back the 80's with a modern twist. It has very sexy guys.

I just got Clear Static's new album.

Tom Pederson's voice gives me love shivers.

by Opalgranted July 16, 2006

scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004