The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
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A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.
With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
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by Erickh July 18, 2007
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"Ohh shit, you still mess with Billy? They Square ass lame will turn state on you in a heartbeat!"
Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"
Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"
Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"
Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"
by Nobody1785 November 2, 2011
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by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004
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Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.
Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.
I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.
"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."
"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."
by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013
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