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no Starbucks 

A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.
Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
no Starbucks by the comand'r June 25, 2019
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starfucker 

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.
Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.
starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
starbucks-noob by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011

starbucks hoe 

A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl
Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe
starbucks hoe by Djreckid408 November 23, 2015

Starbucks Experience 

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.
Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

Starcuck 

Hipsters, Social Justice Warriors, and hippes who are commonly found at or around Starbucks
Wow tumblr has more starcucks than I could've imagined
Starcuck by FlavourTowne February 15, 2017

a Starbucks 

A flock of basic white bitches.
Person 1: "Dude, look all them white girls!"
Person 2: "They're referred to as a Starbucks."