Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011
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