stangs

Making a round of drug deals.

Hey man, I'll brb, I gotta hit up some stangs

by Ali February 24, 2005

Stagsgiving

The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.

The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.

You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.

It is frowned upon to close the bathroom door when peeing on Stagsgiving.

by ToddPM February 29, 2016

staggercize

Going for a walk after a few cocktails in order to burn calories.

I drank a bottle of wine, then went on a 2 hour staggercize.

by Dees Knutts February 3, 2019

swaggsgiving

Thanksgiving for swaggots, where a bunch of hungry swaggs gather around a table, and someone jerks off into the back of a desk fan pointed at their ravenous faces, covering them with a bountiful feast.

I hope I get absolutely hosed down this swaggsgiving!

by volleyballers April 15, 2020

Scotsmann's Stagger

This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.

Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-

by Nephilis Thylord November 30, 2020

Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)

Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

by Ragondin November 18, 2020