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Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008
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Staff Sergeant

1. Title commensurate of an E-5 in the US Air Force

2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-5

3. The backbone of the United States Airforce.

Staff Sergeants do the work that it takes to carry out orders given by Generals.
That person over there is a squared away Staff Sergeant.

Hey airman, go move that pile of rocks. "Yes Staff Sergeant.
by woooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 6, 2011
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staff meeting

To toke after work
When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008
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Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
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Staff Crazy

When an employer/boss of a company goes crazy and employs loads of people in a short amount of time for no apparent reason.
-"Dude, Dave's gone staff crazy!"

-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"
by thegrizzelybear March 3, 2012
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staff meeting

looking back at your internship at BBC Radio 6 and realizing you have enjoyed yourself more or less.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
by Krkič May 16, 2019
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