Squirtter

A woman who ejaculates during orgasm. Usually in copious amounts with great force.

Why's the bed so wet?

Dude, your mom is totally a squirtter...!

by crbdth December 30, 2009

Russian Ketchup Squirter

You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.

russian ketchup squirter

by vaginalinspecter420 November 16, 2011

squatter chub

That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit

I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!

by Pimpin1234 February 5, 2014

Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

squinterd

A word for an asian nerd

Squint=eye shape

erd=nerd

squinterd

Look at that squinterd. 3 A+'s in a row!

by Cl0udYYY March 31, 2022

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020