Ebenezer Squeezer 

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.

I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.

Ebenezer Squeezer by Lee Richards July 11, 2010

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

voldemort squeezer by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Breakfeast Squeezer 

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

Breakfeast Squeezer by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Frame Squeezer 

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

Frame Squeezer by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

Lemon Squeezer 

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

Lemon Squeezer by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

deuce squeezer 

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

deuce squeezer by Myster Rees March 6, 2007

Visa Squeezer 

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

Visa Squeezer by Fred_wood December 21, 2012