Squeaker

An under-aged child online that defined to popular belief is most annoying and large portion of the Xbox, PlayStation, and even PC. Loud, annoying, and they act like adults using innuendos as well as cliches from most original ideas. They are more shown to be on the immature side.

Great, there's another squeaker in the game!

Get out, you dumb arse squeaker!

"OH YEA, I AM SUCH A SQUEAKER!!! people so 'gay' these days!"

by Andymius September 20, 2014

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

by Locket July 17, 2006

squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

squanderance

The condition of failing to take advantage of, losing a chance for, or spending extravagantly and wastefully (i.e. squandering).

A Porsche with an automatic?!? That's damn close to squanderance!!

by Rusty Camaro April 21, 2005

Squandering slut bag

Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.

"I really hope that squandering slut bag doesn't show up at the party tonight."

by G-ruNdZ March 30, 2009

Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

squeaker

A person with a high-pitched voice. Mainly directed at 12 year olds on Call of Duty.

Dude, I quickscoped this annoying squeaker in MW3.

by parker_rawr September 7, 2015