Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

by Johny Casino December 21, 2009

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

by i.p freely July 24, 2008

monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008

spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

by dum di dum September 12, 2006