Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!

This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.

by wirelesscable August 22, 2011

shroll

A female with an ugly and unpleasant disposition. Usually the female is a real chunky bitch, with an inordinate amount of self-importance.

Xander: wow...that Heather bitch is a real shroll!

Jon: do you want me to lank out on her?

Xander: nah...forget it, she might fuckin' eat ya dude.

Jon: fuckin' shroll...

by MagnusAlexandros April 8, 2007

stroller

A prostitute, pro ho, whore, nasty girl who goes on the ho stroll, the street used to collect her tricks and have nasty illegal sex with.

La'Toya is a nasty whore stroller bitch and she needs to stop scamming on ur man!

by Carmina> April 21, 2007

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007