Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Whore Spout

It's where the whores go get water.

"Lee-Ann, go fetch me some water out of the whore spout, please."

by stilldimm February 10, 2020

ass spout

well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.

"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."

by ohcaydenmycayden November 29, 2022

Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts February 20, 2011

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

Out like a spout in a drought

There ain’t nothing left

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!

by Dancecookies43 December 11, 2017

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017