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Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.
"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"
by montypark March 14, 2009
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Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
by CockCousteau September 1, 2011
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spreling

That guy is such a spreling.
by Greatbrewer May 31, 2016
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sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.
by five9red October 30, 2009
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snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.
Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.
by nuttybunny September 25, 2013
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Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.
I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.
The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.
by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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