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pop! splurg

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.
"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.
"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!
by angrysplurge July 9, 2009
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splurdy

To explode inwards.
To have such a great emotional tide that you explode.

*Note* This is not a perverted word you stupid sons a bitches
Guy: I love you sooooo much!!!!
Girl: OMG OMG OMG! I love you too! I'm gonna go splurdy!!!
by Sgt. Slon January 13, 2008
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Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic
Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
by Kimballer' November 12, 2009
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Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.
"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"
by Crowley666 October 8, 2013
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Splorgy

An orgy where the main goal is for everyone and everything to be splooged on
Geoffrey: You going to that splorgy tonight?

Wang: Nah man I don't wanna get cum all over my body
by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015
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Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.
by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
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