ass-spelunkers

ass fuckers

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

fecal spelunker

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.

by sbo May 14, 2011

anal spelunker

A being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings anal cavity(s).

"Shut up Craig, stop being gay, you anal spelunker."

by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

spelunker

The act of inserting ones head into the vaginal opening of a female companion.

Luis- "Damn, I heard Sally is really loose"
Anand- "Yeah, I think Mike should give her the spelunker"

by JustSomeGuy2 January 5, 2009

ass spelunker

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003