by rSlashCorgi December 15, 2011
Get the Sploot mug.A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
Get the green apple splatters mug.Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above
by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011
Get the Splitting Cannons mug.A sploot is a type of stretch that some dogs do,where they lay on their belly and stretch their legs out behind them; most commonly done by corgies
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Get the Sploot mug.by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016
Get the Splooting mug.The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.
a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012
Get the Hair Splitter mug.deficating explosivley all over not only one's toilet seat but the walls, floor, sink and or bathtub of an enemy's restroom. see 'germantown splatter shot' as well.
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