Slorch

when there are to many names you would like to call someone but don't want to say them all...

Slorch = Slut Whore Bitch

hey that chick was such a Slorch

Hey your a slorch

Hey your mom is a slorch

by Matt Factor October 27, 2007

TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".

Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021

Slorch

Slorch is a conjoined adjective that comes from mixing the words Slut, Whore, and Bitch. It utilizes the specific parts "sl" from Slut, "or" from Whore, and "ch" from Bitch in that specific order. It is used to describe someone who exhibits all of those behaviors at once, acting easy to get, comfortable with sexual situations, and unable to stay logical.

Emily was such a slorch the other night!

by ketc August 1, 2009

sporch

the sound a turd makes when it hits the water of the crapper.

Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.

by John Heinz Kerry November 12, 2004

SLORCHICK

Slut, Bitch, Prick, Dick, and Whore all in one word

stop being such a slorchick.

by HACKTHE1337MASTER July 3, 2005

Slorch

A demeaning slang term that combines slut, whore and bitch.

Joe's new girlfriend is a real slorch.

by Communist Dan November 17, 2004

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009