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Splicer

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!
by Gagnar June 6, 2011
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(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.
Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(
by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022
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lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.
Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
by @Bugyack September 17, 2013
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splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.
trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".
by Callaro April 7, 2007
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spliff

also splif

(From split <divided> + spiff <well-dresssed or good>)

a quality cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marajuana, initially popular on Europe's Iberian Peninsula

additionally, the term has been adopted to mean any high quality or well-rolled marajuana joint
"I don't have much weed left, but I can roll us both a spliff."
OR
"The party was wack 'til mah nigga busted out a FATTY spliff!"
by Johann7 August 24, 2004
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splick

An unsavoury substance, usually a semi-viscous liquid that either feels bad, smells bad or is particularly nasty in some form.
"Oh my god! I've got splick all over my shoes! I think I've trod in dogshit"
by Trafford October 23, 2004
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splid

Noun
Any liquid or semi-liquid that cannot immediately be identified.
This ranges from pastes found in the bottom of mayonnaise jars that have been waiting in the fridge for years, to that goo that showed up under your car.
Verb
The act of dropping, applying, spreading, or any sort of distribution of splid(noun). Inanimate objects can produce splid.
Noun: The splid in this stress ball is coming out, gross.

Verb: Do NOT open the fridge, something splid all over the bottom and I haven't cleaned it up yet.
by The atomic snowman October 21, 2007
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