splief

A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.

"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"

by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018

splee

a squeel of exitement

You just won one million dollars!!!!
splee!!

by redguardian December 11, 2008

spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

spleen tickler

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

by GusTheD December 17, 2011

Spleece

To beat or to win against somebody quickly , easily and/or instantly .

Yo Dave and Josh got into a fight and Josh straight up spleeced Dave !

by Nik7dikk May 2, 2021

spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

by wormyish May 20, 2011