Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

splached

splached: drug out into the street and shot.

If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.

hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?

yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.

by goretastic March 24, 2009

Splasher

A bowel movement with such velocity leaving your rectum that it hits the toilet water with force enough that the water splashes on your cheeks; A Nutella Nuke.

Dude, that Mexican food left me on the toilet taking so many splashers that my butt-cheeks are dripping wet now.

by Papa Dub July 5, 2019

Splashdeaf

When the sound of urinating or diarrhea deafens all sound outside of the bathroom including talking, construction, and your own crying.

The wife kept yelling but I was splashdeaf the entire time, so how was I suppose to know she had cancer?

by Irysh. December 24, 2022

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020

Red Passion Splasher

The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.

I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!

by SplasherFan15 November 12, 2022

splasher

(Mostly) a male that pees all over the toilet, due to the lack of aiming it into the toilet.

No example of the word splasher is available at this moment.

by JA9. December 22, 2008