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Splashdeaf
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When the
sound
of urinating or diarrhea deafens all
sound
outside
of the bathroom including talking, construction, and your own crying.
The
wife
kept yelling but I was splashdeaf the entire
time
, so how was I suppose to know she had
cancer
?
Splashdeaf
by
Irysh.
December 24, 2022