Shanghai Sizzler

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.

He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.

by Skylar Merris April 14, 2003

Sizzler

Person who is extremely hot (in a sexual way) so they're sizzling

Wow Suzie is really sizzling today or suzie is such a sizzler

by Jumpman4209057 March 19, 2017

Spizzle

A sip or otherwise limited quantity of food or beverage.

Aw dude, lemmie get a spizzle of that Gatorade, my cottonmouth is killin me

by Bruno F'Sho May 13, 2005

spizzle

A media document used to inform clients of how much money they need to advertise on the radio.

Send Fleener the current spizzle with account guy math.

by Account Guy August 27, 2003

spizzle

a spork, negro

hand me that spizzle mah nizzle

by spizzilator May 14, 2003

spizzlewack

v. (Spih-zuhl-wack)

To use spit as a lubercant to wack off.
To use human saliva as a lubercant to masturbate.

Spizzlewacker - n. (spih-zuhl-wack-ur)
One who spizzlewacks himself.

Yo Betsy, get over here and gimme another spizzlewack, and I will shit on your chest and wipe it around with my feet!...(what?)

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015